About
Hey, what the hell are you doing reading this page?
With all the nude celebrities and pornographic links scattered throughout this site you thought it would be interesting to click on “about”? Really?
Well, I guess since you took the time to click the most boring thing on the site I might as well give you what you want.
About:
25 random thingsShare
RULES: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it’s because I want to know more about you.
1. Headphones keep the people in my office alive.
2. I’m really good at what I do.
3. I remember my moms first job. It was burger king and she wore a skirt uniform.
4. I don’t remember much else from before 1992. I probably have some psychological problem that is causing me to block it. Fuck it. whatever it was I’m not digging it up.
5. when I tell stories about my life, it sounds like my life was really hard – but it wasn’t.
6. I’ve been arrested more than 15 times, but never spent more than a night in jail.
7. I’m really normal, despite many things working against me.
8. My penis is a good size and has always made me proud.
9. I have 4 friends that I think would do anything for me.
10. I’m married to one of them.
11. There are about 10 people I would do anything for. I don’t even think they know.
12. I’m married to one of them.
13. I wrote this Hiaku:
Big natural breasts bounce
smothered my smiling face
joyful bouncing love
14. I am very good at pool and only a small percentage of people reading this can beat me if I have an off game.
15. I got excepted to mensa, but refused to join.
16. I’m very smart, but have no common sense and often infuriate my wife because I don’t know how to handle situations.
17. I don’t believe in God or religion.
18. I constantly fight urges to be the center of attention.
19. I’m a really nice guy. but sometimes wonder if I’m really nice or just fake all the time.
20. I’m narcissistic and pretty, everybody look at me dammit!
21. I don’t believe in ghosts, but ghost stories scare me.
22. the last time I really cried was after watching what’s eating gilbert grape. had to have been 12 years ago, but I really don’t recall.
23. I had 3 great days in my life -
1. The day I got married.
2. the days my sons were born.
number 1 was too short, number 2 was too long.
24. I’m an alpha male. I try not to let it interfere with things. But I am what I am.
25. I’m responsible for everything bad in my life. I don’t blame others, I blame the decisions I’ve made. I’m also responsible for some of what’s good, although i think my wife and kids have more to do with that.